What We Learn from Christmas Movies

The Grinch tells you
	caring for others is the meaning of the holiday.
Toyota thinks you
	should surprise your family with a new truck. 

Chevy Chase tells you
	being together is all that matters.
Model shows you
	people bonding over drinking a similar beer in a football stadium. 

Charlie Brown tells you
	commercialism is ruining Christmas.
Sephora wants you
	to smell like shirtless men in a boiler room.

Tim Allen tells you
	faith and family are the most important things in life.
Royal Caribbean says you
	and your family should go on a cruise to Alaska.

Rudolph tells you
	being different is good.
L.L.Bean says you
	should have the same quarter-zip as every other man over 25. 

Will Ferrell tells you
	family is more important than your job.
Meta wants you
	to stalk your coworkers to find the perfect Secret Santa present.

Hero Boy tells you
	to believe there’s magic in the world.
Google shows you
	Santa using ai to figure out how to dress himself.

Macaulay Culkin tells you
	to never leave your family behind.
2wai thinks you
	should use ai to trap your aging grandmother’s soul inside your phone.