The Grinch tells you
caring for others is the meaning of the holiday.
Toyota thinks you
should surprise your family with a new truck.
Chevy Chase tells you
being together is all that matters.
Model shows you
people bonding over drinking a similar beer in a football stadium.
Charlie Brown tells you
commercialism is ruining Christmas.
Sephora wants you
to smell like shirtless men in a boiler room.
Tim Allen tells you
faith and family are the most important things in life.
Royal Caribbean says you
and your family should go on a cruise to Alaska.
Rudolph tells you
being different is good.
L.L.Bean says you
should have the same quarter-zip as every other man over 25.
Will Ferrell tells you
family is more important than your job.
Meta wants you
to stalk your coworkers to find the perfect Secret Santa present.
Hero Boy tells you
to believe there’s magic in the world.
Google shows you
Santa using ai to figure out how to dress himself.
Macaulay Culkin tells you
to never leave your family behind.
2wai thinks you
should use ai to trap your aging grandmother’s soul inside your phone.